How I like children’s immediacy. They have not yet learned to wriggle like we adults. They are still not shy to be funny. Moreover, they like to laugh at their statements. And their logic is unusual.
I was going to write such a positive topic for so long. I collected the most interesting, in my opinion, the statements of kids, recorded jokes heard at work or the playground. In my opinion, they have accumulated enough.
My son too often makes us laugh by his reasoning. Just the other day I begged 2 hryvnia bills from my father. He carried them in his pocket for a long time, then decided to brag about them in front of me. When I asked him why he needed money, he issued:
– On ice cream and girls …
What, it remains only to guess.
Actually, my son has a very favorable attitude towards the female sex. Grandmothers, sisters and hugs me several times a day, saying:
– Well, go, I will love you now.
In kindergarten, he is always surrounded by a bright flock of classmates. He reads a book to them, helps to collect toys. And with a teacher and a nanny we generally get funny. He got used to them quickly (girls are young, kind, cute) Teacher Natalia, he calls Tasha, and nanny Alain, not otherwise, as my Olyona.
When Natalia was on vacation, my son categorically refused to approach another teacher, only for a nanny and walked with a tail. And when I asked what Vasilievna (a replacement teacher) did not like him, the son answered:
– She smells tasteless.
And how are your kids joking?