Opinions of pregnant women who can not stand any criticism
Theoretical knowledge is useful, of course, and all pregnant women are strong in them. Only in practice everything is often not as you imagined. We present you a selection of controversial statements and beliefs of future mothers. When babies are born, women themselves remember how they thought before, with a smile.
I’m sure that I will not scream, because I’m hardy and strong in spirit!
Each person has his own pain threshold – someone has higher, someone has lower. The birth itself also passes completely differently, and their course is difficult to predict even for experienced doctors. Often, women who are shaking with horror, give birth quickly, easily and relatively painlessly, and bold opponents of epidural anesthesia can not tolerate even the first bouts. As everything will pass in your case, no one knows, so do not renounce.
Before giving birth, it will be necessary to do make-up, manicure and hairstyle – I should look great even in the delivery room!
It is very, very important to look beautiful both in the prenatal and in the bathroom during the enema, and even on the gynecological chair, when the hospital shirt is tucked up to the chin itself. Only in reality the posture in which they give birth, and the process itself is different from the picture from the Hollywood movie. And doctors need to monitor the opening of the cervix, so that they do not even pay attention to the shade of the woman’s lipstick. Varnish with nails and do ask to wash. Obstetricians should see the color of the patient’s nails – the color of the nail plate can help in diagnosing the condition.
Postnatal depression was invented by loafers who have too much free time
Childbirth – it’s all the same stress for the body, which can cause unpredictable reactions. Negation of apathy, depression, bad mood can play a cruel joke – so you just drive the problems inside yourself.
I’m not going to spend money on useless toys, fashionable and impractical clothes – the baby needs my mother’s love and care more
If it is impossible to argue with the second half of this statement, the first one will fly to pieces already during the first trip to the children’s store. When the crumb grows up and starts to rejoice in new toys, even the most ardent supporter of economy will surrender.
I will never start talking, we ate, lisped, chatted with everyone about a child’s chair
Before delivery, every woman feels that she will not be the same as the rest of moms with children. On walks she plans to read, listen to audiobooks in English, during the decree she is seriously going to master psychology, to tighten the knowledge of history, to learn to dance salsa. Maybe you will become an example for imitation or you will cause envy of all the mothers in the district. The truth is that many in pregnancy think that in the decree they will engage in self-development, but in the first year of motherhood, dreams become more prosaic. During this period, the woman wants to just sleep, read something longer than nursery rhymes and learn something more complicated than the labels from the infant formula.
Set the child’s regime simply, most importantly – do not be lazy
Moms who complain about sleepless nights, of course, are to blame for this. They are just too lazy to establish a regime for the child, but they are not too lazy to fall asleep on the move and stumble against the walls. Of course, you can dream about the fact that you easily accustom the crumb to a certain routine of the day. When else to dream, if not during pregnancy?